Today, I read Review about UNO on Mouthshut.com – The Consumer Review Website.
Introduction:
"I no u lyk me......
UNO i lyk u....
Lets get 2-get-her grrrl...
UNO u want 2...."
Now, thats what I call a magical song. It solved my long ensuing problem. Everytime (I literally mean every) I travel by Golden Temple, I have to face a situation, which goes like -
"Seep Khelenge?"
"Arey Sardaarji, nahin aata mujhe seep weep, nahin aata! Pareshaan kar ke rakha hai. Maaf kardo mujhe.."
"Seep nahin aata? Kamaal hai! Ek toh Seep nahin aata, oopar se attitude dikhaa rahaa hai,cards khein hai Zindagi mein kabhie?"
"Phew! Let it Go Sirji. I am sorry"
That one time, after such an encounter, I plugged in my IPod, streched myself and stared above at the vent cooling my head ..
"Rabbaaa tu itna bataa de,.....
Haan bata de rabba,...
Ki karaaa...
Mein, hunn ki karaa ve..
Haan bataa de Rabba....."
What followed on my playlist was that magical song. I thanked the Almighty. I waited for Sardarji to finish his meal. I dialled a calling card and waited for the right ANSWER.
"Sardarji, UNO khelenge?"
Since then, it is the card game for me. UNO, literally means 1-one, I WONNN!
Description, Methods & Rules:
Good Luck, play your cards right. Now, decide who will hold all the cards. I mean, a sort of referee, in case of just-around-the-corner disputes. I am sure you don’t want to see a punch blown to a nose or some hair plucked with a sudden zap. Prevention is better than cure
Always ensure counting the cards before the game begins. There should be 112 cards. Keep aside 4 blank cards out of these, it might come handy in case,if, any card is lost. There are 4 different colour cards: Red, Blue, Green and Yellow. 25 cards of each colour - 19 printed with numeral 0 to 9 & two each printed with Skip, Reverse and +2 draw. Now, there are 8 special cards. 4 are the most reverend or dreaded of the entire lot and 4 are which will save your honour. Aaj Kahan Munh Kaaala kar aaye Sunil Baabooooo? Badiyaa Hai...Those fantastic 4s are printed with +4 Draw Wild and honour saviours read Wild. Shout Panchkotti Mahaamani,lets play UNO. Doesn’t rhyme No? Oh, No! Now, it does.
Its a 7+ game. Damn the rule book. Whiz kids (5+) can also join. Remember, the sole objective of this game is to get rid of all the cards that would be dealt to you. So, all the jaccha-baccha, mausi-maami, taai-bhai, fuppi-baazi, aapa-papas etc b4u 9xm- Haq se can now lay their cards on the table.
Make an honest pledge that all will remain calm and seated until the safety alarm is switched off.
Roll up your sleeves Dealer and count how many players are there. You can trust your instincts now.(Hatt Buddhhu) First, distribute cards (say N>6 to each) and set the direction of the game A--> B--> C-->A (assuming three players). Don’t ask me which one is the dealer. Grrrrr!
RATING: 4/5
YOU CAN READ THE DETAILED REVIEW ON MOUTHSHUT.COM
NOTE : THIS REVIEW WAS WRITTEN BY A MOUTHSHUT MEMBER SG21 ON MOUTHSHUT.COM
Introduction:
"I no u lyk me......
UNO i lyk u....
Lets get 2-get-her grrrl...
UNO u want 2...."
Now, thats what I call a magical song. It solved my long ensuing problem. Everytime (I literally mean every) I travel by Golden Temple, I have to face a situation, which goes like -
"Seep Khelenge?"
"Arey Sardaarji, nahin aata mujhe seep weep, nahin aata! Pareshaan kar ke rakha hai. Maaf kardo mujhe.."
"Seep nahin aata? Kamaal hai! Ek toh Seep nahin aata, oopar se attitude dikhaa rahaa hai,cards khein hai Zindagi mein kabhie?"
"Phew! Let it Go Sirji. I am sorry"
That one time, after such an encounter, I plugged in my IPod, streched myself and stared above at the vent cooling my head ..
"Rabbaaa tu itna bataa de,.....
Haan bata de rabba,...
Ki karaaa...
Mein, hunn ki karaa ve..
Haan bataa de Rabba....."
What followed on my playlist was that magical song. I thanked the Almighty. I waited for Sardarji to finish his meal. I dialled a calling card and waited for the right ANSWER.
"Sardarji, UNO khelenge?"
Since then, it is the card game for me. UNO, literally means 1-one, I WONNN!
Description, Methods & Rules:
Good Luck, play your cards right. Now, decide who will hold all the cards. I mean, a sort of referee, in case of just-around-the-corner disputes. I am sure you don’t want to see a punch blown to a nose or some hair plucked with a sudden zap. Prevention is better than cure
Always ensure counting the cards before the game begins. There should be 112 cards. Keep aside 4 blank cards out of these, it might come handy in case,if, any card is lost. There are 4 different colour cards: Red, Blue, Green and Yellow. 25 cards of each colour - 19 printed with numeral 0 to 9 & two each printed with Skip, Reverse and +2 draw. Now, there are 8 special cards. 4 are the most reverend or dreaded of the entire lot and 4 are which will save your honour. Aaj Kahan Munh Kaaala kar aaye Sunil Baabooooo? Badiyaa Hai...Those fantastic 4s are printed with +4 Draw Wild and honour saviours read Wild. Shout Panchkotti Mahaamani,lets play UNO. Doesn’t rhyme No? Oh, No! Now, it does.
Its a 7+ game. Damn the rule book. Whiz kids (5+) can also join. Remember, the sole objective of this game is to get rid of all the cards that would be dealt to you. So, all the jaccha-baccha, mausi-maami, taai-bhai, fuppi-baazi, aapa-papas etc b4u 9xm- Haq se can now lay their cards on the table.
Make an honest pledge that all will remain calm and seated until the safety alarm is switched off.
Roll up your sleeves Dealer and count how many players are there. You can trust your instincts now.(Hatt Buddhhu) First, distribute cards (say N>6 to each) and set the direction of the game A--> B--> C-->A (assuming three players). Don’t ask me which one is the dealer. Grrrrr!
RATING: 4/5
YOU CAN READ THE DETAILED REVIEW ON MOUTHSHUT.COM
NOTE : THIS REVIEW WAS WRITTEN BY A MOUTHSHUT MEMBER SG21 ON MOUTHSHUT.COM
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